Abraham Lincoln: Presidential Fuck Machine
Edition language: English
Series: Presidential Fuck Machine
This is gonna be one of those ones that I laugh so hard I cry through it all isn't it? I can't resist seen too many funny reviews.
So this is the first book I read in 2013. Is that...is that an omen of what the next year will bring for me? Should I be psyched or terrified?Here's the thing...it's a hilarious, bizarre, messed up book. I still don't know how to rate it. It's funny and cringe-inducing and so so so freaking weird. D...
Little known facts about good ole Abe. He kills zombies and vampires. He is also...I mean this is probably pretty obvious...but he is also a Fuck Machine. The book opens with the Prez's woody. Rather than be rude and wake the old lady up he gets the maid, Martha, to relieve his rock hard, well, nine...
Look, you know what you're getting into when you buy this book. I didn't realize that it was only 34 pages long when I bought it, though. That was a bit disappointing, because all the hot presidential action just stops out of no where. Still, I'm giving it five stars, because it is what it is, and I...
The title and the blurb make this sound like fun. Maybe I should try it?