But it's weredino BDSM. Based on FSoG. Why would you want to do that to yourself? Can you just read fanfiction? There has to be dinobot porn out there, it's the internet. If you can think it up, there's porn of it.
I'm wondering if the badger didn't just see the person holding the camera until that moment - which now means I'm going to have to go look up badger eyesight. I thought of that because I had a similar run-in with an armadillo which didn't see me, and then jumped about 4ft straight up in the air when I startled it. To this day I am still sad that I didn't have a working camera with me.
*head desks*
Although I DO like the Gif
Sometimes less is more.