It's like this author hasn't ever had sex and only wrote of sex from reading other badly written books. Yeah, it doesn't work this way. :visualizes that commercial with the old ladies saying That's not how this works. Thats not how any of this works.: hahahahaha
I feel like so many authors take creative license with these science fiction erotica novels and it just comes off as funny. Like, you will say pussy but you won't call it sex or fucking. C'mon, folks. You've made this into a parody of itself. Lol