I spent more time than I needed to on that email, trying to figure out if it was the author's blind, because the writing in the email was so over-the-top that I wanted to avoid any books like it.
Portals, Passages & Pathways - Part 1: In the Land of Magnanthia. I'm sure it's awesome, because the story "echoes The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter."
Ugh, I feel you. And it's also annoying because I'm way more interested in what it's about than an advertisement when I've already devoted time to even look at it...
I know, right.