Dude no 2...either that guy's ass just had a bright idea or he's got a lightbulb stuck up his butt. Don't doubt the reality of that one.
11 years ago
I had a friend that worked in our local emergency room. She had guys come in all the time with things stuck up the yahoo. She said their stories are always the same: they fell on it. The most odd thing she came across was a frozen fish. Yep...a fish. They fell on a fish.