I was relieved to find that none of my dumb remarks to librarians were listed, though.

When I saw the first comment, my thought was "be glad you're not in medicine" but I when I thought about it, I wasn't shocked that someone asked a librarian to look at a rash. That person is a moron, but a daring moron. I'm sure you've not said anything stupid to a librarian, PM - I, of course, have said stupid things in the last week alone to a librarian or 2.

I think my dumbest librarian remark was when I found out that was my new acquaintance's profession, complete with library science degree, and I launched into my thoughts and appreciation for my local public library and how important those are, and asking how she liked the work, only to find out that she was a medical research librarian.