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Grimlock ♥ Vision 2 years ago
Chortles as the penis comment.

Did he actually show? I mean, are there pics? I'm scared to even know this answer... but I gots to know!
I just checked my physical copy to make sure and he doesn't show the reader, but he does show a bunch of strangers (fellow addicts in recovery) at his rehab center. His reasoning for this is because he's just that proud of either his ability to have an erection (because drugs), or the size of it. Because, you know, he's short, BUT NOT INSECURE ABOUT IT OKAY. It's not exactly clear which. :|

The people he exposed himself to then report him, and he's reprimanded by his counselor, who says they felt traumatized. He defends himself by saying, and I quote, "Did you just say traumatized? Give me a fucking break! [...] These are grown men we're talking about! How could they have been traumatized by the sight of my dick, unless, of course, one of them wants to suck on it. You think that might be it?"

To be fair, Belfort is diagnosed with sex addiction, but still. Ick.
Grimlock ♥ Vision 2 years ago
CLEARLY HE'S NOT INSECURE. SO SECURE HE MUST YELL ABOUT HIS DICK SIZE ALL THE TIME. AND SHOW IT.