Really, oh my god. That's like talking dirty to me. I love sorting and organizing books. Putting them on shelves so that look appealing and make people want to hold them and open them, read them. Lord I think I need a cold shower now.
I like my books tidy on the shelves but I get all fuzzy and warm inside just from looking at the picture. There is a reading feast out there, like a giant cake, and I want a piece too.