*snicker* and I don't even have to sample this one to know it's going into waiting on man hand and foot while making physical self over into some idealized stereotype territory.
On the plus side, I hadn't heard the phrase "swirl" used that way before so I guess I picked up new slang. At my age, no longer around much of the dating/hookup scene to pick up on such things.
Amen. Plus those men likely to eventually trade you in for a younger healthier workhorse after being the ones turning you into wornout drudges. Or worse, being the types that feel they need to "discipline" and "control" so that you never get ideas above your "station."
How do these books keep being published anyway?