Comments: 32
nospin 8 years ago
I read an article last year that this author made tons of money on the books - like complete college education for her kids.
Bark at the Ghouls 8 years ago
That's so hilarious but good for her!
This one disturbed me so much, but I read it. -_- Ew.
Bark at the Ghouls 8 years ago
It's hard to look away once you turn that first page.
I know! I prefer dinoporn on the whole, still.
Bark at the Ghouls 8 years ago
I might have to read that next.
Mwahahaha. THere's a spaceship with an anal shaped engine that guzzled human creativity, and a mixture of dino-cum/lady juice. It was great fun!
Bark at the Ghouls 8 years ago
Sounds good to me.
Bark at the Ghouls 8 years ago
Why, thank you. That first review title gave me a good laugh "classy cover and sweet delights inside" I can't wait!
Jessica (HDB) 8 years ago
Ha! Totally love this.
Bark at the Ghouls 8 years ago
Yeah, I needed something to cheer me up and this did the trick.
Don't do it! Save yourself!

Some of the people who did this group read with me when I found it don't talk to me anymore.
Bark at the Ghouls 8 years ago
LOL You've really got to know what you're walking into with this book and you have to shut off your brain..
And be able to scrub out the images afterwards if you want. They all wanted bigfoot porn and I gave it to them, but I think some of them weren't happy with me after...
Bark at the Ghouls 8 years ago
Nah, I'm good. Hairy bigfoot was fun. It takes a lot to scar me.
Jessica (HDB) 8 years ago
I'm pretty hard to rattle, but now I'm nervous. LOL.
Bark at the Ghouls 8 years ago
I've read so much worse. Monica O'Rourke's Suffer the Flesh comes to mind. There was nothing funny about that torture/rape book.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2150832.Suffer_the_Flesh?from_search=true
Huh. Was it well written at least? Because, honestly, brutal non-con is a kink of mine. Not sure why, but it is.
Bark at the Ghouls 8 years ago
It was truly nasty just for the sake of being nasty (diaper fetish man and I think vomit was fetish of one of the men too). I've never read anything more vile (well that's not true Survivor by J.F. Gonzales is right up there). I remember the writing being a little too repetitive or maybe it was just all of the "scenes" that were repetitive. I read it years ago and it still lingers with me. I do NOT recommend it to anybody.
Fair enough. I will stay far, far away. Vomit is one of my lines, so you had me at 'no' right there.
8 years ago
There are a whole bunch of Frankenstein ones.

The truth is these are hilarious when you read them. They're full of plotholes and just cheesiness that make me giggle.
8 years ago
I can't even get past the titles without cracking up!
One story actually tried plot. Unfortunately, the plot was that an alien race has a spaceship with an engine room that is literally an ass.

The science get sloppier there on in. Including a time machine that they only needed to use to get in the past; they kinda just got back to the future without the DeLorean.
8 years ago
Grim, I'm assuming that's you. That description is too freaking funny!
It is. I wanted to be Ultra Magnus for my birthday tomorrow.

It's also pretty much the truth. It was an ass shaped engine room that slurped up a lady juice/dino cum mixture, and they used a car to travel back in time that they didn't need to get back to the future because of human creativity.

It... Yeah. Dinoporn and monster porn is like, 'let's type out words around the sex and it doesn't matter if there are plot holes and wrong science because SEX!'

There's also one where the T-Rex picks up the lady off the floor multiple times. Which prompted a commenter to ask if they'd ever seen a picture of a T-Rex.

ETA: The thought of Grimlock as the Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord is, by the way, the scariest thought I've had in a long, long time.
Bark at the Ghouls 8 years ago
I don't know, Frankenstein may be pushing the limits of good taste here.
8 years ago
I know, right? I'm just picturing things falling off and you know, necrophilia is not my thing. :)
I'm trying to think of something worse than Frankenstein's monster, and I can't think of it...
8 years ago
First, Happy Birthday!! :)

Second, LMAO at the T-Rex comment.
Thank you. And yeah... dinoporn gets... hilarious.