Comments: 8
BrokenTune 3 years ago
"How awesome would it have been if Pussy had run off with Tilly instead of Bond?" - Hahaha. To be fair, anything with PG in the spotlight would have made a better story.

Btw, stay away from Anthony Horowitz's Trigger Mortis - the imagined sequel to Goldfinger. The idea if PG and Bond actually living together gave me a headache.
Darth Pedant 3 years ago
I was already planning to stay away from the non-Fleming Bond books, but thanks for further strengthening my resolve. I hit my limit and beyond with Bond telling Pussy to get back in her basket and explaining how his TLC would cure her homosexuality.
BrokenTune 3 years ago
Another instance where I wanted to punch Fleming so hard.
Tannat 3 years ago
What did Fleming have against trees?
BrokenTune 3 years ago
Not straight enough??? Idk. Fleming had issues with lots of stuff.
Tannat 3 years ago
lol. It just seems weird because the oak is rarely used as an embodiment of misfortune...
Darth Pedant 3 years ago
Not straight enough. *snerk!*
Tannat 3 years ago
Hey, trees are supposed to grow straight. If they don't, they can't stand up to gusts of wind as well.