Comments: 20
BrokenTune 4 years ago
Why would anyone want to limit the events that call for smores?
Darth Pedant 4 years ago
I know, right?!
Portable Magic 4 years ago
I've never seen s'mores at a BBQ and I feel impoverished now.
Darth Pedant 4 years ago
It's easy to rectify that! All you need to do is bring the marshmallows, chocolate, and graham crackers to a BBQ, snag the metal skewers before anyone else gets to them, wait until the designated BBQer is distracted, and then work very quickly to try to get those nice char lines on your marshmallows before they fall off the skewers and hit the coals (and before the BBQer notices the smell of burnt sugar and catches on). :D
Ani's Book Abyss 4 years ago
Hmm... I'm taking notes and making plans for the next BBQ I get invited to.
I laughed to hard at most of this. Also, I'm with BT
Darth Pedant 4 years ago
It's good to meet other people who have their s'more priorities straight. ;)
Murder by Death 4 years ago
Me too - on both the laughing and the BT agreeing. DP, you're one of the few people who make me snortlaugh. I felt you should know that.
Darth Pedant 4 years ago
It is both my pleasure and my honor to make you snortlaugh! Please manage your beverages responsibly when reading my posts. XD
Murder by Death 4 years ago
::snort::
I approve this post. (All of it.) Expressing approval is distinctly aided by not having a mug of tea sitting right next ot my computer at the moment, though.
Darth Pedant 4 years ago
I applaud you for your responsible beverage management! ;)
TeaStitchRead 4 years ago
"pretentious white male and lack of self-awareness" - worst selling Yankee Candle scent EVER, lol
BrokenTune 4 years ago
XD
Darth Pedant 4 years ago
HAHAHAHA
Portable Magic 4 years ago
"3. Borrowing a book and then reading it on the toilet. (Keep your poo particles to yourself, people!)"

Oh no. Why did you put this image in my head? I'm never lending a book out again. Ever.
TeaStitchRead 4 years ago
Ditto PM. EEWWWWWWWWW!
Darth Pedant 4 years ago
I blame that documentary with a slow-motion magnified video of what happens when you flush a toilet. If it didn't exist, I wouldn't be this way. I know being scarred myself is no reason to inflict my trauma on other people, but misery loves company. XD