As for you excerpt, ... Looks to be either a caper or a horror story but it might not quite make it to the erotica section. Then of course, I am not expert in this.
Q: "So if you could meet your future self, what would you like to tell him?"
15 YO future book reviewer: "Well, I've got this bit of writing here where I seem to be, um, (giggles) stuck in a spot, so maybe if I can't pull it off right now (giggles some more) right now, maybe he could, you know, (barely suppresses another giggle) take another stab at it?"
Oh my God! I think we both have a knack for the stuff!!!!! I loved all of your "innuendos" (*wink wink*). And How Hard can it be to write a bestseller? (sorry. couldn't resist...*snarf snarf*)
15 YO future book reviewer: "Well, I've got this bit of writing here where I seem to be, um, (giggles) stuck in a spot, so maybe if I can't pull it off right now (giggles some more) right now, maybe he could, you know, (barely suppresses another giggle) take another stab at it?"