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I would 'Like' this x Infinity if I could. :) And I shall now forever associate masturbating with a sock puppet as in masturbating *with* a sock puppet. Which, come to think of it, is actually a damn fine idea as it would be much less messy, if a tad kinkier than I'm willing to go.
Ah...I may never forget the image of sock-puppetry as the worst form of public masturbation! (I actually could care less about review exchanges so long as the review disclaims that that's what's going on. Then the reader and the review site can decide how to treat. Writers are almost always readers.)
Debbie, I was speaking solely of those authors who give fivers to friends whether or not they deserve them.
Or have actually, in fact, opened the book. And read it.
I aim to please. ;)
I love this. The author I just posted about should read this.
Feel free to share. Just give me credit.
*standing ovation* Seriously, this is just perfect.
Thank you, Hopeless. By the way, if I can use your real name in public, just give me the go ahead. Until then, you're simply... Hopeless :P
It's fine with me :). People call me Jessica on Twitter too. Not that I mind being Hopeless either. It makes me laugh!
Duly noted. Jessica you are. ;)
You are wise beyond your years, however old you may be. Especially with #3. Nothing good ever happens when an author descends from his holy author mountain to confront someone.
This would be to assume that we authors live on said holy mountain to begin with. Which we do not. I'm just some dude who gets paid to talk to himself. The happier I make the person who reads my ramblings, the more toys my kids get. Simple as that. I'm also, first and foremost, a reader. I wouldn't want to be crapped all over because I stated my opinion. It's MY fucking opinion. Trot off.
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