Comments: 11
Did she just call her vagina her 'collapsible pouch'? Also, insides+churning? Doesn't usually end with 'ecstasy,' and it scares me that it does here. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

Also, why did my mind go to those little pouches that keep raincoats in them?
Must not make collapsible pouch joke... must not make collapsible pouch joke...
Krazykiwi @ Kiwitopia 9 years ago
You know you want to :)

I just figured she was part kangaroo or something. Wombat, they have their pouches on backwards like that. I'm a little more worried about the churning cocoon, cos at some point, something's gonna hatch outta there.
Murder by Death 9 years ago
Oh, god, that's some truly awful... awfulness. Much more of that and celibacy would start looking good...
Murder by Death 9 years ago
Great review though! - made me laugh. :)
Sarah's Library 9 years ago
Creamy sludge made me think of oil slicks - eww, not sexy.
Collapsible pouches made me think of those granny purses with the saggy bottoms and twist clasp that you always get your finger stuck in, leaving you with blood blisters - sexy doesn't even come into it.
Rock stars are often named Gage - LOL.
bookaneer 9 years ago
Lol. Literally.
I love your song, even though you've now got the original stuck in my head.
Yeah, I can't beat collapsible pouch.

And it's alright that you have the box in your tablet. Just wrap your collapsible pouch around it all to keep it safe!