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My Take Away Vampire - Derek Haines
My Take Away Vampire
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My Take Away Vampire - A Tasty Novella Although Agatha is over three hundred years old, it certainly doesn’t mean that she can’t adapt and fit into ugly post-industrial small town suburbia. Partial to the delights that an evening at McDonald’s often serve her, she waits at her favourite dimly lit... show more
My Take Away Vampire - A Tasty Novella Although Agatha is over three hundred years old, it certainly doesn’t mean that she can’t adapt and fit into ugly post-industrial small town suburbia. Partial to the delights that an evening at McDonald’s often serve her, she waits at her favourite dimly lit corner table – for her kind of take away. Being your typical urban vampire, this means that her fare isn’t up in bright lights on the menu above the cashiers. However, she usually finds exactly what she is looking for. Her teenage beauty, long blonde hair and ice blue eyes are a temptation very few can resist. After a long and predictable vampiric existence, trouble is afoot for Agatha. Red headed, freckled and just a little slow on the uptake sometimes, young Reggie stumbles into Agatha’s predictability and turns it on its head. Add the over-protective and rhyming ghost of a dead poet, a snarling black wolf, some cops and Agatha’s preference for the 1980’s fashion of mini-skirts, satin halter neck tops and knotted white blouses, things just may go awry. Along with a couple of untimely and unfortunate deaths, and Reggie’s complete misunderstanding of anything at all that’s going on, the awry becomes a dead certainty. Enjoy My Take Away Vampire. A very different yet tasty little vampire tale.
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Format: paperback
ISBN: 9781491053133 (1491053135)
Publisher: CreateSpace
Pages no: 110
Edition language: English
Category:
Paranormal, Vampires
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markgilchrist
markgilchrist rated it
0.0 My Take Away Vampire
I didn't like this. The vampire, despite being 300 years old, is portrayed as being too young in my opinion. I found it slightly creepy, and not in a vampire story way! Perhaps I should have stuck with it to the end, but my Kindle has many other books I want to try.Of course, YMMV, but it wasn't for...
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