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Self Defense Against Vampires: The Official Vampire Slayer's Guide - J A Kahn
Self Defense Against Vampires: The Official Vampire Slayer's Guide
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Take one stake. A clove of garlic. And this book. Then get ready for a vampire hunting adventure like no other... Holding out for that handsome young vampire to whisk you off to some far away exotic graveyard in the dead of night? Or perhaps you live in dread of the undead. Whatever your... show more
Take one stake. A clove of garlic. And this book. Then get ready for a vampire hunting adventure like no other...
Holding out for that handsome young vampire to whisk you off to some far away exotic graveyard in the dead of night? Or perhaps you live in dread of the undead. Whatever your persuasion, this is the book to cater for all your vampire needs.
This book will teach you everything you need to know, from vampire anatomy and physiology, to the early signs of vampirism and vampire slaying techniques. From despatching shimmering, vegetarian vampires to a permanent hole in the ground (where that particularly foul variety of vampires truly deserves to be) to using a potpourri of herbs and spices to protect your home, this book has it all and more. Written by a professional vampire hunter with aeons of active vampire-slaying experience, and winner of countless prestigious international monster-maiming awards, you can be sure you will learn to defend yourself and your loved ones from ending up as vampire drink dispensers.
Parents and teachers owe it to the children under their care to read this book and prepare for the inevitable and always fatal attraction their wards will experience in the current climate of vampire-mania. Stop them from eloping with Edward or sending a Valentine's card to Vampirella before it's too late! Learn how to identify possible signs of vampire tendencies or infatuations in your teenagers, and know when to interfere accordingly.
Here's what the experts are saying about this book:
"Probably the single most important treatise on vampirism and the inherent threat it poses written by any one author in over four centuries. Herr Kahn hits the nail on the head with his knowledgeable approach to this most dangerous adversary."The Vampire Eradication League of Vienna.
“Practical, sincere, and damned effective advice, I would hate to be a vampire knowing this book is out there! You can stake your life on it!”Jonathan Harker Esq.
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Format: Kindle Edition
ISBN: 9781909467064
ASIN: B00WOT2RME
Publisher: Geko Maran Publishing Ltd
Pages no: 188
Edition language: English
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