WARNING: STRINGS is not suitable for slut shamers, uptight stone throwers, Holier-Than-Thou prudes, humorless virgins, persons with chronic neck or back pain, pearl-clutching bitties, those who disparage crude humor or vulgarity in their many forms, closed-minded people with sticks up their... show more
WARNING: STRINGS is not suitable for slut shamers, uptight stone throwers, Holier-Than-Thou prudes, humorless virgins, persons with chronic neck or back pain, pearl-clutching bitties, those who disparage crude humor or vulgarity in their many forms, closed-minded people with sticks up their asses, or anyone under the age of 18. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained herein are not condoned by anyone with a lick of sense and should certainly not be reproduced without proper training and protection. The potty-mouthed and perpetually horny "heroine" (the term is used loosely) of this book does not resemble a normal, well-adjusted, or remotely believable person in any way, shape, or form. The author acknowledges that the characters in this book are shallow and two-dimensional; the plot is both ridiculous and insipid. She makes no apologies for any of it.* Readers are strongly advised to wear latex gloves whilst reading to minimize contamination risks.Free-spirited musician Letty Dillinger adheres to a strict, "no strings attached" policy when it comes to men. After a wild night of unabashed sex in a fancy hotel room, she never expects to see the adventurous stud she dubs "Shades" again. When her all-girl rock trio books a tour at the last minute as the opening act for their archenemies, Letty's shocked to discover she knows the competition's new lead singer. Intimately. Shades is no longer a one-night stand. Now he's the guy she has to one-up on stage every night for the sake of her career.Sharing close quarters on a bus with her sexy nemesis and his bad-boy buddies puts Letty's Golden Rule to the test. On this tour, guitar strings aren't the only things being played. And when heartstrings are pulled too hard, they're bound to snap sooner or later.
Publish date: April 20th 2013
Publisher: Howling Mad Press
Pages no: 232
Edition language: English
, Adult Fiction
, Erotic Romance
, Contemporary Romance
, New Adult
Series: Hard Rock Harlots (#1)
I laughed out loud so much while reading this book people thought I was crazy... excellent
That was such a weird book!!! It had some of the funniest lines, raunchy and totally wrong but funny! I never did connect with anyone in the book, probably because they didn't really seem to have feelings other than dirty sex and filthy talking. I feel kinda icky after reading it ha ha! You win som...
The Cover: I also own the same pair of stockings. The placement of the guitar is such a Freudian image. I'm just amused. Edit: As a goodread's mother fucker who loves amazon, this author wank is so amusing. It is making me cackle. Future published writers this is not how you do it. Take note. Also...
10 Things I LOVED about Strings 1. This was the Dirtiest, Crudest, and Funniest book I have ever read! The lines in this book are so inapproprate at times, that I can’t even share my fave quotes. But they were the most rockstar inpsired time I’ve read. I think this is what its like on hte Motley ...
No? How about NEVER?Just look at the blurb! Never going to happen, buddy. Unh-unh.