So, this exists. It's a visual novel called I Love You, Colonel Sanders! You can date Hot Colonel Sanders, and KFC is the game's actual publisher. I'm amusing myself by imagining the corporate meetings that led to this becoming a reality.
Kids Conscious Unconscious Learning by Nuit (Author of Conscious Parenting) ““I” as an individual know nothing and “we” as “humanity” or “Universe” as an entity know IT ALL. Each one of us, as a soul incarnated to experience different states of Consciousness Manifestations, tries to understand the positive applications of Yin (Intuitive) combined with Yang (Reason) states of Consciousness. Applied together within what I call Alchemy of Love or Alchemy of Soul or Alchemy of Humanity these Forces direct us towards the implementation of Clear Ratio Guided by Intuitive Wisdom.” Mindful Being, Nuit
Reading outside when rain is pouring? Or in a bath? Under a shower? Watered the book with your tears? Met an ignorant who left the books outside?
Here's how to rescue a wet book.