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quote 2018-06-16 13:39
“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...”
Oh, the Places You'll Go! - Dr. Seuss

~~ Dr. Seuss, Oh, The Places You'll Go!

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quote 2018-05-23 07:58
“Women don't like to be told what to do. They like to be the ones telling us what to do. You want her to do something, you're gonna have to go about it a different way.”
#Hater (Hashtag Series Book 2) - Cambria Hebert

~~ Cambria Hebert, #Hater

(Book 2 in the #Hashtag series)

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quote 2016-02-22 11:16
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

-Robert A. Heinlein

American Science Fiction Writer & Author of Starship Troopers

 

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quote 2015-08-25 22:57
So we have a robot running scared, that looks like a golf cart, knows that it looks like a golf cart, and is presumably trying to hide for fear of being terminated.

Check Mate by Michelle Knight

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quote 2015-06-24 08:58
“Dedicated to everyone who knows the importance of laughter, and counts it as their workout for the day.”
Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend - Cassie Mae,Becca Ann

― Cassie Mae, Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

 

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