O.M.G.

What a way to close 2017 in my book world. WOW...

I mean all the panties have flown out the window. Ya heard me?...

Okay Ms. Silver, you're a dirty chick. LMBO!

So if you want a touch of the taboo/forbidden & blush to the point of looking like a tomato, then by all means pick this one up. And I can't lie, I kinda fell in love with Evan too.

;)

Redneck - Jordan Silver I am not even sure what to rate this one. It gets 5 stars for being HILARIOUS. OMG, I just about died laughing at the stuff in this book!



Our intrepid HERO, whose name is T-BONE (like the steak not the rapper) and (who had a beard and apparently only ONE hair on his head.)

"I have a face full of hair, and the one on my head grows down past my shoulders"

Murders two people and feeds them to his hogs (which I REALLY hope he never butchered and ate.)



Then he stalks the heroine like a predator worthy of this own Dateline episode.

"The little chart I’d started keeping after finding the tampons in her trash told me all I needed to know about her breeding season"

Then he drugs her and has oral and anal sex with her. And sticks fertility pills in her anus every chance her gets.

"Are you going to kill me?” Her words stopped me in my tracks and almost knocked me off my feet. “No.” The thought never entered my head. Why would she even think such a thing"

Ya I dunno WHAT she was thinking. *Insert sarcastic eye roll*



Then he basically just continues to have sex with her until she Stockholm syndromes all over his ass.



Then they have a TON of babies and live HEA.

Rancher's Little Lover - Jordan Silver LOVED the Daddy kink in this one. And you have got to LOVE this author's clown size penises in her books. This cowboy sported a 13.5-inch dick, that was 3.5 inches in circumference...AND she took it in BOTH her virgin holes LIKE A BOSS!!



OORAH...

AWESOMELY HOT! There were a few hiccups here for me though. I didn't like how it all felt rushed towards the end, when it came to the Hero and his issues. Considering how the first half of this book was set up for him & why he is who he is. I felt like the process of giving him closure was glossed over greatly, considering how much time was spent on the set up of it all.

 

But other than that, it was a good read. I would recommend it :)

The Seductress: Bad Girls Book 2 - Jorda...

This book was a SNOOZEFEST. So much so that I just couldn't continue and tapped out at 60%.

Although the first 60% did provide me with more than a few eyeroll worthy tidbits. Enjoy...


"The only time I get her to behave her little ass, is when I have her pinned on thirteen and a half inches of man meat."





"I tongue fucked her so hard, so deep I felt the thin membrane of flesh that heralded her innocence and reared back in shock"





"Climbing to my knees behind her, I drove all thirteen and a half inches of man steel into her belly."





"I felt that little hole in her cervix give as my cock broke through into her womb."