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A mysterious laboratory accident, monsters making the streets unsafe after nightfall and a dumbass virgin walking home long after sunset. You see where this is headed, right?
Ok, first off, I cannot just let this one tidbit go: it starts at 6% and ends at 51%. Seriously. This is wrong, wrong, wrong. Do not do this to readers. Ever. Also, that cover. What the fuck is she wearing? Tara The Dumbass Virgin (henceforth referred to as DV) is not wearing anything like this and the author’s name is not visible. Bad cover. I like the tentacles though.
Nearly everything about this story is asinine. The only redeeming feature is…tentacles! Sweet, sweet tentacles. Tentacles are like the ultimate monster porn appendage. They’re so damn versatile! And flexible! And plentiful! Unless you really suck as a writer, you can’t go wrong with throwing some tentacles in there. On the other hand, virgins who have their hymen so far inside them they’re practically choking on it is a huge no-no. Please take Anatomy of Female Genitalia 101. But I’m getting ahead of myself.
DV’s asshole boss makes her work late even though it is common knowledge that the streets are unsafe after dark. Instead of telling her boss to go fuck himself or threaten a lawsuit for having to work past dark, DV works late and then, instead of taking a taxi home, she walks the 20 minutes to her place. In the dark on unsafe streets. Then seems surprised when she’s accosted by a monster who wants to deflower her and get her preggers. Omfg! I’m done. Just die already. But she won’t because the monster wants her to breed his spawn. *sigh* Moving on.