Sean Sparrow is a thief planning to rob a bank. It will be his last job, he says. He intends to retire after this nasty bit of work and live a life of leisure with Tessa, the curvy bank employee. Only she doesn’t know any of this. She doesn't even know him!

Things start to get screwy the moment Sean sets his eyes upon Tessa’s luscious and virginal bod (he doesn’t ask around town, he just knows). He wants her and he cannot wait until after the heist to have her. He fully intended to woo her up after the theft because he’s a good guy and all but, alas, his dick cannot wait. They meet, 15 seconds later he declares her his forevermore and she thinks something like, “Oh my, you are the sexiest man I have ever seen, you couldn’t possibly want little ol’ meeee” and falls on for him. I think all of Alexa Riley’s heroes have a superpower that allows them to hypnotize virgins with one look from their sultry eyes.

Or perhaps it’s their way with the words.

“You'll take me inside your little c*nt until I fill you with every drop of cum I have.”

So, he breeds her (his words, not mine) until he figures she’s so deeply in love with his penis, she’ll forgive him when he later robs her bank, puts her life in danger and sweeps her off her feet and away to his private little island for a life of breeding debauchery. She’s in such a sex daze that she won’t complain, right? Still, she gets a little mad. 

He apologizes and she tries to understand. 

But she soon realizes it’s just who he is, all controlling and sexy and stuff, and he just can’t help that.  

Debauchery and breeding starts anew. These books are full of WTFery but are so ridiculously hard to put down. I don't recommend starting one or you'll likely end up buying them all.

Hmmm, how to rate that this one? I'll start with a 3 and see what I end up with once I spew out my thoughts.

Bare-Knuckle love is a little too weird to be believable. Jason is out of cash, unemployed and agrees to lose a bare-knuckle underground cage fight. During the fight he spots an old high school crush in the crowd and his pride forces him to throw common sense out the window and he wins the fight.

This isn’t the weird part.

The weirdness begins when it disclosed that the crush is the leader of a big, bad motorcycle club. He’s straight (or pretends to be) but then forces Jason to get on his knees and do a very naughty thing because he’s so damn mad that Jason didn’t throw the fight. Jason does what he’s commanded because Jason has no self-worth. Hyde has filmed the whole thing and uses it against Jason. This is sad and a little strange but I’m easy and went with it.



But then, oh but then . . . Hyde (good name for him, really, kudos to the author) decides to take Jason home and it is here that the WTFery begins. Hyde, you see, is married to a lesbian whose lover lives in the same house all cozy-like. Hyde and his wife have a little boy. Hyde is allowed to have lovers but not make sexy noise within hearing range of the boy. Hyde lives a very normal life at home that is almost sweet. Into this little bubble of non-reality he brings an illegal MMA fighter without a second thought?! What on earth?

Sooooo, tell me if this scenario makes any kind of sense or if I’m just having a really bad comprehension moment.

Hyde is basically holding Jason prisoner to his sexual whim (though Jason doesn’t seem to mind the sex part) and he’s also forcing him to throw another fight because he has that humiliating little sex vid of him. Jason does whatever Hyde demands because he’s terrified of the video getting out and because he has no self-confidence. His inner monologue sounds like a beaten and bullied teen and it made me so sad.

Jason, however, knows that this big bad MC leader is keeping a secret life that would destroy his standing in the MC and would destroy his life if word got out.

Hmmm, I’d say Jason WINS this smack-down by a landslide. Sadly Jason is not bright enough to realize this. Or he’s too blinded by the sex and can’t think straight.

Anyhow, this is the premise which, if you ask me, is all kinds of terrible. Still, I read it to the very end and have to admit that it was kind of sexy in a completely awful way.

2 ½? 3? I’m still on the fence. The writing wasn’t horrible and I'd read this author again because despite my dislike of most of the story, it managed to draw me in. I very much disliked Hyde and felt that the Jason was too weak a character. He needed a hug and a nice guy. Instead he got stuck with Hyde. Ah well. Insta-lust will do that to you.

The other day I alerted some of you to this freebie. I am sorry about that.

I don't know what this is but it certainly isn't erotica by any stretch of the imagination. There's stilted dialogue and narration, beheading, town razing and rape. None of this is what I'd call erotic but, hey, whatever. Maybe it's just me. Terrible, ugly, non-erotic things occur and then it JUST ENDS! This isn't even a fully fleshed out short story. It's just a lead in to part 2. And from this snippet I want absolutely nothing to do with Part 2. Call me a wuss if you will. I can take it.

I realize this was a freebie and who am I to complain, right? But damn it my time is precious and worth something to me and reading an unfinished story pisses me off. To top it off the rest of the story would cost me $3.99 for 99 pages. I DON'T THINK SO.

Serves me right. I'm sticking with monster erotica freebies from here on out. At least they have a reason for behaving like monsters!

What the ever loving F?

Thanks Magdalena for giving me the heads up to this freebie short story which I, in my typical idiocy, decided to read while on a lunch break.



This is a gruesome little tale of revenge and goats and goat balls. Read at your own peril. It's here . You're welcome.

I don't necessarily follow trends, but sometimes when seemingly everyone is reading a book, I wonder what all the fuss is about.

This one had a lot of WTFery going on until the very end. A federal agent is called to investigate the disappearances of two other agents in a small Idaho town. The place seems idyllic, until an accident causes him to lose part of his memory, along with his badge, wallet and any way of communicating with anyone outside the small town.

Basic survival takes some ingenuity and things become increasingly strange, then go from bad to worse.

Confused yet? You will be, but it all comes out in the end.