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review 2017-11-21 08:45
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Moja Lady Jane - Cynthia Hand,Jodi Meadows,Brodi Ashton

„Tylko wydaje ci się, że wiesz, jak było.
Oficjalna wersja jest taka, że dawno temu
żyła sobie szesnastolatka imieniem
Jane Grey, którą zmuszono do małżeństwa
z kompletnie obcą osobą, a wkrótce potem
stanęła na czele państwa. Królowała przez
całe dziewięć dni. A potem straciła głowę.
Dosłownie.”

Król Edward jest w wielkich tarapatach – według swego lekarza jest umierający. Zawsze mógłby zmienić lekarza, jednakże nie ma pewności, że ten nowy powiedziałby mu coś innego. Tak więc, nie musząc martwić się rządzeniem, bo od tego przecież ma ludzi, i raz na jakiś czas składając podpis na jakimś dokumencie, którego nawet na dobrą sprawę nie czytał (bo niby czemu miałby to robić, skoro zostało mu coś przedstawione do podpisania, to on może to na spokojnie zrobić), po konsultacjach z jednym
z doradców wpada na genialny pomysł! Skoro mężczyzna nie może przedłużyć rodu, bo nie wie nawet, czy dożyje narodzin potencjalnego (zakładając, że to syna by miał), zawsze można się uciec po pomoc do – kogóż by innego! – kobiet.

„- Sire? – ponaglił go książę Dudley.
Edward otrząsnął się ze wspomnień.
- Chcesz wydać Jane za mąż – zdradził
się z podejrzeniami. – A czy wiesz
już za kogo?”

Jane kocha książki i właściwie nie widzi poza nimi świata. Nic ani nikt inny nie jest jej potrzebny do szczęścia. No, może poza faktem, że jej największym marzeniem jest być Eðianką – nie do końca mityczną, bo żyjącą i mającą się w angielskim społeczeństwie całkiem nieźle, tajemniczą rasą ludzi, która posiadła zdolność zmieniania się w zwierzę. Decyzja Edwarda ją zaskakuje, ale nie ma możliwości sprzeciwu, bo jej matka już dawno straciła nadzieję na wydanie córki za mąż, a poza tym – któż jest na tyle odważny, by odmówić królowi?

Gifford, przyszły mąż Jane, całe dnie spędza w postaci konia. Król zostaje poinformowany o tym fakcie, jednakże zajęty swoją zbliżającą się śmiercią oraz chęcią osadzenia na tronie kogoś innego niż jego własna siostra, nie tylko nie przejmuje się tym zbytnio, ale nie czuje się też osobą upoważnioną do poinformowania kuzynki o tym – jakby nie było istotnym – fakcie.

„- Dajcie mi znać, gdy tylko król będzie
gotowy mnie przyjąć. Mam do niego

pilną, niecierpiącą zwłoki sprawę.
- Oczywiście, milady – zapewnił strażnik (…)”

Nagle Anglią wstrząsa chaos. Edward znika, Jane musi zasiąść na tronie jako pełnoprawna władczyni, Dudley, ojciec Gifforda nie tylko mówi królowej, że ciało jej kuzyna jest w tak złym stanie, że ta nie może go zobaczyć, ale też próbuje nią sterować, jej mąż wciąż znika na całe dnie, a Maria koniecznie chce pozbawić ją głowy noszącej koronę, by samej objąć rządy w kraju o którym sądzi, że jest jej dziedzictwem i wytępić wszystkich zmiennokształtnych, których serdecznie nienawidzi. Niektórzy Eðianie zaczynają zdobywać coraz większą władzę nad społeczeństwem, zastraszając je, podczas gdy inni wolą się ukryć i w ogóle nie przyznawać do tego, kim w rzeczywistości są.

„Szare oczy Bess zwęziły się, gdy jej wzrok padł na Marię.
- Edward jest prawowitym dziedzicem tronu Anglii,
ponieważ nasz ojciec ogłosił go dziedzicem.
Król może przeznaczyć koronę, komu tylko chce.”

Co wyszło z pomieszania historii z fikcją literacką i wymyśloną rasą ludzi, która umie zmieniać się w zwierzęta? Moim zdaniem – całkiem niezła historia, trochę wybijająca się ponad przeciętne, choć ze zbyt dużą ilością dowcipów zwanych potocznie sucharami, niektórymi bardziej denerwującymi niż lubianymi postaciami i akcją, która momentami zbytnio się ślimaczyła. A jednak uważam, że warto było ją przeczytać. Może chwilami czułam się znudzona, ale ogólnie oceniam historię raczej na plus niż na minus. Czy sięgnę po następny tom? Pewnie tak. Nie lubię zaczynać historii i jej nie kończyć. Ale to, że wskoczy ona wysoko na listę tego, co chciałabym przeczytać, jest mało prawdopodobne.

„- Jane, chcę, żebyś wiedziała, że twój
pocałunek jest jak dzieło sztuki…
- Mniej gadania, więcej całowania.”

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review 2017-11-03 00:50
The Afterlife of Holly Chase
The Afterlife of Holly Chase - Cynthia Hand

I wanted to save this review for December but just for now I'll say that I was going to give up on this book at about 20% in because I just couldn't buy the premise, I couldn't suspend my disbelief because I really hate those concepts like Dead Like Me where the character is dead but they have to go on 'living' in the real world and have a shitty job and can't see anyone who might recognise them and I just really hate that concept, I didn't realise how much I hated until I was ready to give up a CYNTHIA HAND book. CYNTHIA HAND. She was on my auto-buy list.

I tried not to take it seriously because someone said this was supposed to be a light, fun book, so I deliberately spoiled the ending which was a twist I didn't see coming, and then I thought I could at least finish it, but even then there were some things that just didn't work even when I knew the ending. Mostly about a different particular character not being whom they seemed to be. And I couldn't buy that Holly was being underpaid in a job she hated but had no choice in doing where she was so important she led her own team but there were so many ways to fail if you didn't put in 100%.

Look, the concept of a company that spends all year investigating their 'Scrooge' so they can perform a personalised Christmas Carol didn't really work either because it tried to be set in the real world with real people using makeup and special effects to play the Ghosts, but there was also an element of magic using time travel and summoning the Marley characters, and I couldn't help but wonder, why isn't the entire thing just magical based? Why is so much of it set in reality? It's a real company with real university graduates doing real engineering and a HR and finance department (why finance? Where are they getting their money from?), and trying to marry the supernatural elements didn't work, because the original Scrooge wouldn't have had all that modern tech stuff, and I just had so many issues with the basic concept. How exactly does one go about getting a job at Project Scrooge? Why have no ex-employees ever spilled the beans about REAL GHOSTS AND TIME TRAVEL?

The best thing going for this book is Holly's narrative voice, littered with pop references and snark and just so spoilt-rich-girl it's wonderful.

Oh look I guess I kind of did review it.

I received this book for free from Edelweiss in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.

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review 2017-07-17 02:39
My Lady Jane
My Lady Jane - Brodi Ashton,Jodi Meadows,Cynthia Hand

If you’ve ever wondered what it might have been like if William Goldman of The Princess Bride fame had written and directed some sort of Ladyhawke/The Tudors mashup for a YA audience, get yourself a copy of this book. It’s a bit of silly revisionist history featuring Tudor England with shapeshifters. I was after a light, fluffy read, and this fit the bill pretty well. I found it very entertaining, though the narrators’ asides got more annoying as the story progressed, and the references to Game of Thrones, Monty Python, The Princess Bride, etc., induced more eye rolls than giggles. And I really felt rather sorry for the way Princess Mary was portrayed. Poor Mary! You deserved better.

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review 2017-07-07 08:26
whimsically lighthearted Royal Romp
My Lady Jane - Brodi Ashton,Jodi Meadows,Cynthia Hand

This was a good old-fashioned Alt History with romance and loads of snarky quips. Silliness and an effervescent reimagining of some real life Tudor tragedies ensues and a good time is had by some. On a personal note, I really enjoyed Jane! I loved her obsession with all things biblio, surely a love we can all relate to....the smell of the books, the palpable excitement associated with the start of a new adventure, the places you go and lives you lead, the actual feel and weight of the thing, and all the other blissful -philias accompanied with the ownership of a book. I especially enjoyed Jane's relationships with her cousin, King Edward VI, and her husband G. This quasi-historic, multiple POV retelling has a strong plot, likeable/ relatable characters and an inspiring re-imagining of a happier ending for those unfortunate Fortunates. Be aware: this feels rather lengthy at times. This is especially true if you're in the mood for something gripping or deeply life altering because if that's what you're craving this is not your book. It is, however, a whimsically lighthearted (often mind numbing) royal romp. SO, you've been warned!. Okay Alternative History buffs and Fantasy folks... unite and devour this exceptionally fun, well written, cohesive, tri-author gem.

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review 2017-01-19 00:00
My Lady Jane
My Lady Jane - Jodi Meadows,Brodi Ashton... My Lady Jane - Jodi Meadows,Brodi Ashton,Cynthia Hand This is such a weird book and I loved it. There were some plot holes here and there which is the only reason why I am giving this 4 stars.

This is an alternate story to Lady Jane and here is some information for you people out there who don't know who Lady Jane Grey is.

Lady Jane Grey (1536/1537 – 12 February 1554), also known as Lady Jane Dudley or the Nine-Day Queen, was an English noblewoman and de facto monarch of England and Ireland from 10 July until 19 July 1553.The great-granddaughter of Henry VII through his younger daughter Mary, Jane was a first cousin once removed of Edward VI. In May 1553, she was married to Lord Guildford Dudley, a younger son of Edward's chief minister, John Dudley, Duke of Northumberland. When the 15-year-old king lay dying in June 1553, he nominated Jane as successor to the Crown in his will, thus subverting the claims of his half-sisters Mary and Elizabeth under the Third Succession Act. Jane was imprisoned in the Tower of London when the Privy Council decided to change sides and proclaim Mary as queen on 19 July 1553. Jane was convicted of high treason in November 1553, which carried a sentence of death, although her life was initially spared. Wyatt's rebellion of January and February 1554 against Queen Mary I's plans to marry Philip of Spain led to the execution of both Jane and her husband).


In this alternate story, the entire world (at least England, Scotland, and France) have humans (Verities) and Edians (human beings who can shape-shift into animals).

We find out King Henry VIII could turn into a lion and from there his different wives were either Verities or Edians. England right now has many Verities who want to wipe out the Edians totally.

This story has three different POVs and each works quite well. We have King Edward VI (the boy king who dies in our history), Lady Jane (Queen of England and Ireland for 9 days) and her husband Gifford (otherwise known as G).

I have to say my favorite POV was honestly Edward. He tries to be a good king, but once he is told he has "The Affliction" he knows that he will die soon. He is led to bypass his two half sisters (Mary and Bess) in the line of succession and instead names Jane instead.

We readers quickly find out that there are shenanigans afoot to put Jane on the throne as a figurehead only with her husband really being king. That quickly gets dealt with and somehow Mary gets put on the throne and is out to destroy Jane, G, and anyone else standing in her way since she wants to kill all Edians.

The overall plot really is about the Verities and Edians fighting it out (metaphors for the Catholics and the Protestants). I did mention some plot holes here and there, and one big one for me really is that there was this whole thing about our band of heroes going to France for help and King Edward talking to the current King of France about how terrible women are and they are not fit to rule (don't worry Edward doesn't believe it and feels sick even saying that out loud). The King agrees to help based on stopping Mary from sitting on the throne. However, with the ending, you are telling me the King of France did not get super ticked by those turn of events?

The fact that each of these author's took a different POV and managed to make the plot run as smoothly as they did gives them high kudos from me. There are humorous comments made throughout the entire book that will have you smiling and even laughing. Some reviewers have likened this book to "The Princess Bride" or "Monty Python" in book form. I think those are great comparisons. If you like either of those things, I think this will be the book for you.
I thought the flow was just okay though. Sometimes it felt like we just got to a very interesting stopping point and then the story would be thrown to another character.

The setting in this alternate England really works. I loved the idea of people shape-shifting into animals. The random lines thrown out about King Henry VIII eating people who displeased me cracked me up too. I also loved finding out what animals some of our characters turned into as well.

The ending leaves us with a Happily Ever After and I for one was glad to see it.
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