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quote 2017-11-03 08:42
It was more distant than average, because directly under the stricken keel was the Gorunna Trench--a chasm in the Disc´s surface that was so black, so deep and so reputedly evil that even the krakens went there fearfully, and in pairs.

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The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett

The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett 

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quote 2017-11-01 16:24
And after that I'll get a job juggling snowballs through hell, he added bitterly in the privacy of his own skull.

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The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett

The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett 

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quote 2016-12-21 02:33
i'm alergic to latex and it makes me break out in a rash so most condoms are out for me because the last thing any of us want is a vagina rash . The alternative is the ones made out of sheepskin , but it always creeps me out because does that mean Victor and I are having sex with a sheep ? A dead sheep , actually . So bestiality and necrophilia . And a three way ,I think . I actually mentioned this to Victor and he immediately booked a vasectomy , which is sweet because it's nice he cares about me . He claimed it was less his caring and more " Id rather have my nuts cut off than have to listen to you talk about having three ways with dead sheep.
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quote 2015-09-18 15:36
"Do you have dragons here?""

"Doesn't everyone."
Welcome to Monstrovia - Mark H. Newhouse

Welcome to Monstrovia - Mark H. Newhouse 

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quote 2015-07-03 07:27
Oh my God, it hits. I'm in the mental ward.
It's Kind of a Funny Story - Ned Vizzini

- Ned Vizzini, It's Kind of a Funny Story

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