"'No!' He'd exclaimed in Spanish."

*cackles*

You guys. You Guys. YOU GUYS.

". . . spilling his seed deep inside Lola's valley."

You should have seen my reaction to that one. WHAT IS WITH THIS BOOK?! Because this is the THIRD story now. Not to mention the always sexy "seed". 

Holy crap.

*walks away shaking head*

". . .and guided his missile to its target, already hot and wet."

Seems like maybe I should have seen this before, but missile though? Really? This book, you guys.

I should clarify that both of these posts have come from the second story in the anthology, A Sexy Christmas Carol. I really hope the last story in this book is good.

". . . Alex's oral sword."

HIS.

ORAL.

SWORD.

No words, you guys. I have no words.

Posting this because I just remembered it and think you guys will love it as much as I did:

When Chase and Amanda first had sex (and keep in mind she was reticent to date him in the first place because of his ~playboy~ lifestyle) he pulls out the condom then says, 'I've always used one of these, but I don't want to with you. I promise I'm clean.'

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