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text 2014-03-05 17:28
Reading progress update: I've read 10%.
Gone Girl - Gillian Flynn

a supermarket deli tray full of hoary carrots and gnarled celery and a semeny dip sits untouched on the coffee table, cigarettes littered throughout like bonus vegetable sticks.

I knew that the books I was reading were starting to blend together when my first thought was : I wonder if that dip was made with Batman semen?

I swear, I didn't mean to have 3 status updates in a row with strange food sex. 

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