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review 2015-01-05 14:05
Monster Porn Monday ~ Book 3
Abducted by the Kraken - Tammy Black

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon


Emily shakes the dust of a small North Carolina town off her feet and heads to L.A. to make it big. Instead she meets up with a smarmy hot guy and ends up doing porn with a kraken. Every little girl’s dream.


No. Just, no. I cannot express how bad this story is. First, the writing is horrible. My kids did better when they were in middle school. Verb tenses and narrative flip flop more than a freshly landed fish. Repetition is a constant, like herpes. Second, the characters are flat. No depth at all to them and Emily is unlikeable. Third, the plot is barely there. No, I take that back. There really is no plot. And the conclusion had me absently scratching my ass, trying to figure out dafuq I had just read.


Just because this is monster porn, does not mean it can’t be well-written. Or, at the very least, amusing! This is dog shit on the bottom of your shoe, easy to pick up, hard to scrape off. My pervy followers, do not waste your time on this one. I threw myself down on it and sacrificed precious neurons in my brain so that you would survive. You’re welcome.

Source: imavoraciousreader.blogspot.com/2015/01/monster-porn-monday.html
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review 2015-01-05 14:04
Monster Porn Monday ~ Book 2
Come the Chupacabra - Ffion Rhys

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon


Bree’s best friend Misha needed a tenth student to make the anthropology field trip a possibility. A week in the wilds of the hot and humid Yucatan looking for the mysterious pack of Chupacabra wasn’t her idea of fun, but for Misha she’d do just about anything, so she agreed to go. Typical of just about any group there are asshats and non-asshats. One can only hope the Chupacabra are real and the asshats end up à la Friday the 13th.


Put hot college students together and what do you get? Bickering and sex. Add in some mystical monsters and what do you get? Mayhem and monster sex. This story is fairly well-written. It could use a final polish since there are some awkwardly worded sentences, but overall it’s pretty good. It’s got a bit of Friday the 13th seasoned with monster movie horror followed by lots and lots of sex. The sex scenes aren’t as detailed as they could be, but still hot. And yay for Chupacabra sex! These poor guys are so horny and they really don’t live up to the fearsome reputation that precedes them. I like the idea that the monster is supposed to be evil and foul, but is actually quite gentle. I hope there will be more coming. Um, stories. Stories coming.

Source: imavoraciousreader.blogspot.com/2015/01/monster-porn-monday.html
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review 2015-01-05 14:02
Monster Porn Monday ~ Book 1
Queen of the Raptors (Dinosaur Beast Erotica) (University of Dinosaurs) - Brennica Fairchild

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon


Megan and her best friend Amanda are in a group of foreign exchange students in England. When the group goes on a field trip to Stonehenge something strange happens and they end up going back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the Earth. Megan and Amanda come across some velociraptors and they realize these aren’t just any dinosaurs. They’re oh, so horny, dinosaurs.


This story is not very well-written. The characters have zero depth and the group of college kids are stereotypical. Megan and Amanda are complete ditzes and when they eat some wacky berries, (because it’s good to just chow down on unknown plants and shit) they end up having sex with velociraptors. Or did they? Was it all part of the hallucination? Was it dinosaurs, cavemen or some guys from their own group? I have no idea, but the idea of getting it on with a dinosaur of any kind is just too weird. Hello?! Multiple razor-sharp teeth! Huge ass claws! And the hornysaurs use both of those all over their bodies as well as pumping their dinococks into them until they spew cum like “thick bits of warm slime…” *shudder* And.They.Love.It! Idiots. Yeah. Wacky berries or not that is so not happening. Moving on…

Source: imavoraciousreader.blogspot.com/2015/01/monster-porn-monday.html
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review 2014-12-26 17:44
Needs expansion
The Wolf Who Stole Christmas (Xmas Tales - Legendary Lovers) - Vanessa Jaye

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon


Santa’s daughter Holly has a lovesick Jack Frost after her, but she has eyes only for the werewolf engineer, Furio. Unfortunately, Furio hasn’t made a single move toward her. In fact, in the two years since she’s known him, she hasn’t been able to get him to talk about himself at all. When Santa invites Jack to dinner and tells Holly to be nice to him, so that they have snow for Christmas, Holly resigns herself to a grabby hands meal. She had no idea the results that dinner would have.


This is such a short read that there’s not much time to do any building of world or characters. It is an interesting little look into Santa’s world though. Jack Frost is a prick, Furio is surly and Holly seems a bit one-track, but there’s enough here for an enjoyable read in bite-size form. The idea of Elementals intrigues me and I would love to see this world expanded.

Source: imavoraciousreader.blogspot.com/2014/12/the-wolf-who-stole-christmas.html
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review 2014-12-17 13:18
Wicked Wednesday Book 2
Christmas Lovers - Jan Springer

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon


Connor Jordan is a wounded soldier and Tangle Sparks is his nurse. Secretly lusting after each other, they do nothing about it and Connor is discharged leaving them both sexually frustrated and regretting not getting at least a phone number before their association ended. A present from his brothers puts him on a snowy mountain in a cozy cabin ready to act out some fantasies and put sexy Nurse Sparks out of his mind. However, Tangle has had the same idea and when they end up in the same cabin they seize the opportunity with both hands not to mention various other body parts.


If you’re looking for richly developed characters navigating an in-depth plot then you’ll be disappointed. However, if you want a quick fan-yourself-hot holiday read then you’ve come to the right place. I love the idea of Kidnap Fantasies, Inc. Wow. Is there really such a business out there, cuz nom! The sex scenes are plentiful and decently done and I love the description of the cabin. I could have done without a woman named Tangle, but whatever. Just a note, this steamy goodness contains a kidnap fantasy, m/f, m/m, m/m/f, anal sex and biracial sex. So, if any of those are not your cup of tea and you read it anyway, don’t bitch. I gave you a heads up. My first Jan Springer book, but hopefully not my last.

Source: imavoraciousreader.blogspot.com/2014/12/wicked-wednesday_17.html
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