I got this book before Christmas, and I have been slowly filling it in (and I mean slowly). So everything so often I will post what is a start (or something) of one of the lists.
1. Heroine The Twit from Physick Book of Deliverance Dane. - talk about your bad dog owners.
2. Anita Blake from the Anita Blake Series - I don't have a penis.
3. Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights - dog killer
4. Peter Pan - Sew your own damn pockets!
5. The Twit from 50 Shades of Grey - I mean she falls asleep reading Thomas Hardy!
6. Hope Adams from the Otherworld Series - I love the series, but I hate Hope Adams.
The upside to buying a book on impulse that you later find out from your BL friends is at best an average read: your expectations are set accordingly.
The Physick Book of Deliverance Dane was an impulse buy at a FOTL sale based on the oh-so-fabulous cover and an ultra-quick scan of the book flap. A story about a modern day Harvard Ph.D. candidate finding out about her witchy roots while cleaning out her grandmother's house. How could this be a bad story?
Well, it's not, but it's not a great story either. It held my attention in a rather detached way and the author did a credible job pulling me into Salem during the late 1600's for the flashback chapters. The cover quote refers to this book as a "gripping supernatural puzzler". I'm not sure what Matthew Pearl was reading but I don't think it was this book. It wasn't gripping at all, although as I said, it's not a bad story.
Each chapter head has a time frame on it - "Late June, 1991" or "Early August, 1991" but I think my biggest complaint about the story overall is I never got any sense of time passing from the story - the writing is very, very vague in terms of events moving towards their inevitable conclusion. The narrative really ended up feeling like just a listing of events; if not for the chapter headings I wouldn't have known if this story takes place over 4-5 months or 4-5 years.
I'm not sorry I read it and I never felt like throwing the book across the room, but really it's an average story encased in an extraordinary jacket.
And I was fooled! The Physick Book of Deliverance Dane is not a good novel. Featuring a Mary Sue main character who is too dumb to live. She doesn't know how to take care of dogs (I liked the dog, actually). She took about 3/4 of a book longer to figure out both main twists than I, the reader. And the capper: I don't know when I last saw a fictional historian who knew less about things historians consider basic research and "duh" facts. (It was at this point that I was grinding my teeth as well as rolling my eyes.)
Nice cover - but don't be fooled!