Thick as Thieves
After Vorgell the barbarian fucks himself with a unicorn horn, he ends up in a cell with Maddog, a pretty young thief. It's lust at first sight for Vorgell-but honestly, he can't help it. Unicorn horn is a potent aphrodisiac, and now he can't stop thinking about sex. Luckily, Madd is one male... show more
After Vorgell the barbarian fucks himself with a unicorn horn, he ends up in a cell with Maddog, a pretty young thief. It's lust at first sight for Vorgell-but honestly, he can't help it. Unicorn horn is a potent aphrodisiac, and now he can't stop thinking about sex. Luckily, Madd is one male witch who knows how to put Vorgell's new magical body to good use when he tricks Vorgell into a kiss that helps them escape. Vorgell may desire sex in general-and Madd in particular-but Madd has no intention of being screwed by a man twice his size. He has problems of his own, including an enchanted collar that causes him to desire his most hated enemy. He wants that collar off as soon as possible, but that requires stealing a basilisk egg from the castle they just escaped. Drawn together by lust and magic, the two men join forces and soon find themselves up to their necks in witches, wizards, and trouble. Vorgell and Madd might just be perfect for each other, but first they have to survive long enough to find out.
Publish date: July 8th 2013
Publisher: Dreamspinner Press
Pages no: 200
Edition language: English
, Adult Fiction
, M M Romance
First thought prior to reading: The MC fucks himself with a unicorn horn? For real?LOLI need to read this!I'm DOWN!!Did I become unconscious, rename myself Tali Spencer while being unconscious and write a book? Because a main character FUCKING HIMSELF with a UNICORN HORN sounds like the BEST OPENIN...
Now this was a great fairytale with unicorns, witches, wizards, basilisks and warriors.The world building was impressive and the characters were well discribed.It had everything from funny moments over action to feels.I just have one tiny complain. You could Vorgell literally see falling for Madd. B...
HmmmmmmThe world building in this was really stellar and as a fantasy reader from way back I really appreciate that. It's actually a good story. Hungry barbarian kills and eats a unicorn, and berries that grow from its blood, which prompts a sort of hormonal high that causes him to fuck himself with...
"After Vorgell the barbarian fucks himself with a unicorn horn..."No need to say any more. I'm am so fucking in let me read this shit right fucking now.post-readI think the most awkward part is the apparently twinky dude is called Madd, which makes me think of Mads (Mikkelsen), who is anything but a...
I still have no idea why I decided to buy (and read) this book. This is not my cup of tea, not at all! The plot is super crazy, I was expecting David Lynch to appear all of a sudden and do one of his things.Can't say it's not original, because, really? Unicorn porn?But no, I kept reading and it was ...