Life writes the strangest fiction. Now this is one of the most absurd things I have seen so far on Amazon.
Please welcome, Michael Marlott and his book "Andy Warhol, The Real King of Pop".
Holly W. started a thread to tell her sob-story how a mean reviewer "abused" her blah blah but also clearly identifying "herself" as the author of said book. OK, nothing new under the sun. We have seen it all before, sort of.
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Here Holly W. reviews her own book, the one by Michael Marlott. Holly W. however changed her name to LitGroup in the meantime - thanks to Ammy that it takes a bit before those changes catch up. *snort* The review is now posted with a sort of disclosure:
*Review entered by third party on behalf of Holly Woodlawn taken verbatim from verbal statements by Ms. Woodlawn specifically for this purpose
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Now LitGroup/Holly W./Michael Marlott created another account, a total blank profile - Literary Group - to threaten all kinds of legal action on a 1* star review.
Copy & Paste of the comment because reasons:
(hide spoiler) Initial post: Mar 23, 2014 4:31:13 PM PDT
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LITERARY GROUP says:
The author of this review, who starts out like he obtained a quote from an individual who passed away last May, 2013, has created this account to maliciously make a false review and I am taking legal action to obtain the identity of this individual by court order to amazon and take legal action against same who resides in Lansing where I do. This is a personal attack, by someone who I do not even know, nor that knows me that unfortunately this individual feels he needs to make. Our reviews are not done by us, with the exception of the review by Holly Woodlawn who does not use a computer. In that case, Holly had us tape record her statement that she gave to us and transposed it verbatim directly for the purpose of leaving such review.
As of 24 March, 2014 a petition has been filed with the court clerk for the 55th Judicial Court of Ingham County petitioning an order that Amazon disclose the true and correct identity of this individual.
IN THE 55TH JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT OF INGHAM COUNTY
STATE OF MICHIGAN
Michael Malott
Petitioner
V. MOTION FOR ORDER
CAN:
John Doe
Respondeat
NOW COMES PETITIONER, Michael Malott and files this his petition for a court order obligating the company known as Amazon.com to disclose the identity of the user who goes by the username of "***" and respectfully shows this court the following in support of this petition.
A) That the user "***" the has left defamatory and untrue remarks on the website known as Amazon.com in a direct and proximate attempt to discredit, harm, and defame petitioner that has resulted in an unjust interference with petitioner's business and irreparable harm to petitioner's creditability.
B) That the party known as "***" is believed to be within the jurisdiction of this court.
C) That the party known as "***" shall be named John Doe on this petition to have that petitioner intends to file a civil action in this court against same as a defendant party.
D) That defendant Doe has made comments which petitioner can prove are untrue and that are known to be defamatory and untruthful and done with the intent to cause harm.
E) That respondent Doe purposely created this account on Amazon.com and one other with the sole and direct intent of causing petitioner harm and attacking petitioner's credibility and reputation and to interfere with petitioner's right to business.
F) That respondent Doe has knowingly made false representations using this account with the sole and direct intent of causing harm to petitioner.
G) That Doe has created, established and used this account and one other account solely for the purpose of attacking petitioner's credibility and livelihood and has not used this account for any other way or purpose and is using this account in direct violation of Amazons established policies.
H) That Does first derogatory attack was against petitioner on the date of 09 March 2014 by leaving false and defamatory comments regarding one of petitioner's book titles selling on the website known as Amazon and that Doe again used that account on the date of 23 March 2014 to leave defamatory and untrue remarks in an attack against another of petitioner's book titles for sale on the website known as Amazon after that book had been featured on a national TV show and that Doe did so with the full intent to cause harm to petitioner and deter sales.
I) That in order for respondent Doe to have established these accounts, Doe must have completed a purchase on the Amazon.com website using his true and correct identity to which petitioner now seeks.
J) That Amazon.com has the knowledge of Does real and true identity to which petitioner respectfully seeks an order from this Court to order Amazon.com to disclose for the purpose of petitioner bringing a legal action against same in this court.
Respectfully submitted this ____ day of _________, 2014
By
__________________________
Michael Malott
Petitioner
IN THE 55TH JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT OF INGHAM COUNTY
STATE OF MICHIGAN
Michael Malott
Petitioner
V.
CAN:
John Doe
Respondeat
ORDER
Petitioner having appeared before this court and presenting testimony and evidence herein, and that this court finds and grants petitioner's order that the company known as Amazon.com disclose the true identity and contact information of the user who goes by the username "***" and who left a series of defamatory remarks on Amazon.com against petitioner's book releases.
Amazon.com is herein ordered by this court to produce the identity and contact information for this user and provide such information to the petitioner or his legal counsel.
IT IS HERE ORDERED
Signed this ____ day of _________, 2014
By
___________________________________
Judge, 55th Judicial Court of Ingham County, MI(show spoiler)
Fullpage screenshot of the review and the comment:
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ETA: the 1* star review is everything but kosher and plain as a day that someone is holding a personal grudge.