Cinderella: A modern adult fairy tale. (Not quite the fairy tale Book 1)
The King needs an heir and that means finding some sort of woman to do the job;"That's all it's about, ultimately: basic, carnal compatibility in order to satisfy this need. For that reason, the pictures I request of those who wish to apply are explicit. The full prerequisites are attached to the... show more
The King needs an heir and that means finding some sort of woman to do the job;"That's all it's about, ultimately: basic, carnal compatibility in order to satisfy this need. For that reason, the pictures I request of those who wish to apply are explicit. The full prerequisites are attached to the correspondence. If you aren't comfortable with these demands, don't bother applying."Ella applies, seeing straight through the bullshit; she goes as far as derisively add a set of pictures fitting the requirements the letter demands:A picture of her "pussy" - a fat, indolent Persian - and of her in her nightwear - yoga pants and a hoodie.In lieu of an introduction, her message reads:« Dear Daniel Franko Phillipe Del Luz,I've applied to guarantee that I'm not summoned to your little orgy.Fuck you. We aren't all stupid.Ella. »It was supposed to go through an automated system;she didn't expect anyone to read it...Let alone the King---The Bundle including Cinderella, A little Siren, Beauty and the Beast and the Snow Queen is currently reduced, for a limited time only!---This novel is intended for a mature audience - expect strong language and sexual situations. However, this is not a non stop erotica.Cinderella is the first of the Not quite the fairy tales; they are meant to be read in order as the characters interact, but each book is a standalone.---I've had a few reviews pointing out that Cinderella is a "short story" since I offered it as a freebie this week. To clarify: this book is over thirty thousand words (32000+ without including the preview of a little siren at the end.) As "novels" start at 40000 words, it's a longer novella. You can expect two to three hours of fun depending on your reading speed. Its length is determined by the length of the paperback so no formatting in the ebook is designed to "inflate" the word count at all - what you see on the product page is just the length of the physical copy.If you prefer longer books, you may enjoy a Little Siren and Beauty and the Beast - or get the "Not quite the fairy tale" bundle including four fairy tales! They are all interlinked so it's a massive story :) In any case, I hope you'll enjoy the ride.
Format: Kindle Edition
Publish date: 2015-08-31
Publisher: Sage House Publishing
Pages no: 254
Edition language: English
So, take the very basics of Cinderella's story and beat the shit out of it with a DVD box set of The Bachelor Seasons 1-5; then throw in a lot of curse words and "bro's"; spin a dial to decide whether or not this particular scene is going to be medieval or modern... and you'll get this oddly enterta...