Comments: 26
a TeMPLe of WoRDS 8 years ago
I love Calvin and Hobbes!!!!!!!!! His dad - SO my dad. Funny faces and all.
Archer's Asylum 8 years ago
LOL My dad had his moments where he was like Calvins but my Grandad was faaaaaaaaaar more like him lol
a TeMPLe of WoRDS 8 years ago
That's cool. My sister and I definitely had Calvin moments growing up. We were kinda like a mix between him and Pinkie & the Brain. Good times good times :D
Archer's Asylum 8 years ago
HAHAHA My brother and I had our moments too although we were less Pinky and the Brain and more Mythbusters
a TeMPLe of WoRDS 8 years ago
That's awesome. I heart Mythbusters. They would probably be a lot of fun to hang out with so I can just imagine what you and your brother were like haha.

She was my partner in crime - and there were many take over the world moments. I miss those times.
Archer's Asylum 8 years ago
Well I had the Chem set and he was the scapegoat...
a TeMPLe of WoRDS 8 years ago
Hahaha that's so wrong. Are you older or younger?
Archer's Asylum 8 years ago
Older, but he always got me in trouble anyway
a TeMPLe of WoRDS 8 years ago
That's how it is with me and Kendra. She's the youngest but man I used to get in trouble and for stuff I didn't even do. I
a TeMPLe of WoRDS 8 years ago
She got me in trouble because she broke her arm one summer. I was mowing the lawn and she was skating. (When we got older, I was still mowing the lawn and she was still not helping.) She said "Hey, put the rake on the sidewalk. I can jump over it." I knew she couldn't and told her so. But I went ahead and did it anyways. She told my mom that I threw it in front of her and she lost control. I got in trouble for that for months. Then all of a sudden it was dropped. (Turns out that the lady down the street told my mom what really happened. Thank God.)
Archer's Asylum 8 years ago
I used to get into so much shit for stunts he pulled... Drawing up the wall when he was a toddler. I got smacked, had shit taken from me and had to clean the fucking wall... I wasn't even home at the time!
a TeMPLe of WoRDS 8 years ago
That sucks. I mean really sucks. I feel your pain though.
Archer's Asylum 8 years ago
Being the elder sibling sucks lol
a TeMPLe of WoRDS 8 years ago
I know. It was supposed to be awesome. At least that's what they told me when they were having her. I was the best big sister too. I took punishment for junk I didn't do, let her hang out with me and my friends even when she was at that annoying stage (which lasted quite a while), took care of her kids when she had 'em (cause she wanted to party instead)... We'll just say that she's no longer my partner in crime.
Archer's Asylum 8 years ago
I feel that... and now there's half a plant between me and mine lol
a TeMPLe of WoRDS 8 years ago
I only have four hours between mine and me - but eh, might as well be half a planet. I kinda miss her. I mean, her and I, we have he same messed up sense of humor - she's the only one who laughs with me. And we've been through so much together - the Chinese food incident, her throwing up in the car cause I made her laugh while she was drinking apple juice, her peeing in the sink at that hole in the wall for my 32nd birthday, her riding a cock (I should probably explain that - rooster on a merry-go-round), the penis picture (that's a hilarious story right there), the day she fell and got her lip stuck in her braces ... ooh ooh and the day we met our neighbors (who were on Springer three days later) while she was laying with the bottom half of her body inside the apartment, top half of her body outside the apartment, crying cause everyone was looking at her *whispers* and nobody was. And the day she was asleep on the couch and told one of my nieces where babies come from hahahahaha oh.my.God. I have tears now haha.
Archer's Asylum 8 years ago
Yeah... I'm going to need elaboration on... Oh... Every single one of those stories
Archer's Asylum 8 years ago
And I flat out refuse to believe you're in your 30's I'm 27 and look older than you ffs
a TeMPLe of WoRDS 8 years ago
1) We went to get Chinese food from this drive-thru we frequented. I'm driving, we pull up and she tells me x amount of soups and egg rolls and I place the order. Then I drive to the window and she's all "There was more to the order stupid" and I'm like "Well you didn't tell me that stupid." So I give the lady the money, take the change and drive off - cause I'm going to go place another order - but I do it without the food. So she's laughing, I'm laughing - the lady inside is laughing - I finally get the order out at the box and we start to drive up again. K's all embarrassed and she scoots down in her seat so her back is where your arse is supposed to be and gets stuck in her seat belt. I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe, she can't get out - the lady inside is watching us and laughing too. We finally get the food, I hand it to her, she turns around to put it behind her - and her boyfriend is sitting there looking at both of us like we're stupid. We had both forgotten he was in the car so now there's a witness. (We should have killed him haha.)

2) We were driving home from Padre, my mom was asleep in the car, K was all flirting with some dudes in another car, she was drinking apple juice and I made her laugh - she threw up. It.was.hilarious. Until I smelled it. Not so funny anymore. And the guys were at the gas station we stopped at so she could get cleaned up haha.

3) You know when a chick says she has to go to he bathroom and another chick says they'll go with her. It was like that. I said I had to pee, she decided to escort me (like I can't pee on my own or something - I still haven't figured out this need for women to go in packs to the bathroom). She decides halfway there that she's going to race me cause she has to pee and I'm not going to let her go first cause it was MY idea to go. I won - after shoving her into the wall (she says football tackle - tomato tamato). She hops up on this sink that is up to my chest (I'm 5'3 3/4 and she's 5'1) - I don't know who the hell they thought was going to be using this bathroom - and pees in the sink cause she couldn't wait the 30 seconds it would take me to go. (Girls, when drunk, pee fast. Little known fact.) She also wiped her hands with toilet paper even though there were paper towels right there. I took a picture. She said "Don't show anyone." Yeah right. I showed everyone. Posted it on FB at the time too haha.

4) Her riding the cock just sounds so much cooler than yes, we were at a carnival and found a merry-go-round that actually had a very large rooster that you could ride.

5) I knew this guy in hs that even then looked like a pedophile. A couple of years ago, when my sis and I were roommates, he was emailing me cause he was all upset and stuff and told me that he loved me and had always loved me (um...no o_O) and confided in me that he had gone and taken nude photos of himself when he was down on money and people paid to see them online (1 I can't see anyone paying to see this 2 I can't see anyone wanting to see it period) and told me he was hung o_O. I immediately stopped replying cause I just didn't want to know anymore. (I seriously just threw up a little in my mouth :p) A few weeks later he's telling me that he entered a contest from NASA - he was all into picture taking and they were ones of the shuttles - and wanted my opinion on them. K's all "I betcha it's a picture of his penis." I'm all "He's not that stupid." He wasn't for the first four pictures. But there were five o_O (A sight I will NEVER un-see.)

6) She was being mean. For some reason when people are mean to me something bad always happens to them after. She threw a book at me - and it hurt - then was laughing about it while her friend who was there was telling her she was crappy for doing it. She flipped her off, turned around and slid on some water in the hallway, hit he floor and her lip got caught in her braces. It sounds painful but it really is quite funny to watch.

7) It was her second experience with Goldschlager (I'm sure that's spelled wrong but I've never cared enough in all these years to find out how it is really spelled). She was 18 at the time. The first shot of it was a few days earlier at a bar in the bathroom (cause that's where you contribute to the delinquency of minors at a bar). She looked at me, then at the glass, then at me and said "Am I supposed to drink the gold stuff?" "Nope. You're supposed to pick it out." And she did ... hahaha. So she wanted a whole bottle for this party and took care of most of the bottle herself and that's what happened - right before someone gave her a wine cooler in a baby bottle because she was spilling it on the floor (1 I have no idea why they thought putting it in a baby bottle was better than taking it away from her 2 I have no idea why we even had a baby bottle). They really can't say anything since they were on Springer.

8) The best time to ask my sister anything is when she's asleep cause 1 she will answer it 2 she won't remember answering it. Her, my brother-in-law and I had all agreed that when it came time, we would discuss the birds and the bees with them as a team. Little did I know that they had made a second agreement among themselves that when the time came, they would pass the buck to me. I had been avoiding the question by saying it was an inappropriate time to have that discussion - because in line at HEB really isn't the right time. Idgie (they're twins, she's the youngest by 30 seconds) asked K where babies come from and K said "Your cooter." A couple of days before, Idgie was insisting that I need to have a baby, like, right that second, cause she wanted to help change it's diapers (who wants to do that?!?!). I heard her (8 years old) say "Aw hell no" then start yelling my name (I was upstairs). She marched her little self up to me and said, with hands on hips, "You are NOT having a baby." I'm like, "But honey, I thought you wanted me to have one." She goes "Do you know where they come from?" Through laughter I looked at her and said "Do youuuuu know where they come from?" She's like "Meghan, you're COOTER!" All I could do was laugh cause in my head I'm thinking "If she only knew HOW they got into your cooter, she'd probably never speak to a man again." hahahahaha
a TeMPLe of WoRDS 8 years ago
Now that you know WAY more about me than you'd probably want to know about anyone haha I'm going to bed. *waves goodbye*
a TeMPLe of WoRDS 8 years ago
I'm 36. I will be 37 in April. And yes that is a recent picture. But thank you. You have made my day :)
Archer's Asylum 8 years ago
I shall read that when I get home. I llok forward to sharing more stories at a later date lol. And you are more than welcome. I definitely would not have guessed you were older than around the mid 20's mark. Aging well.
a TeMPLe of WoRDS 8 years ago
It's good genes. My mom is quite a bit older than she looks too.

It took me forever to write all that haha but you asked. I have the best stories. Remind me to tell you the one about the spoon ... um ... in private ... cause some people might not find it as funny as I do. Apparently it scars men for life. All I have to do is say "spoon" to a few of my friends and you see them turn a little green haha. I'm just intrigued by it all :p
Archer's Asylum 8 years ago
Find me on facebook we can trade stories there. I used to work in a morgue. I don't scare easy lol
a TeMPLe of WoRDS 8 years ago
Um ... yeah ... I'm totally not going to find you on FB. I hate FB. HATE it. If I could boycott every business that has anything to do with them ...
Archer's Asylum 8 years ago
Fair enough. I shall try to figure out how to turn on my inbox here then lol