He is impossible and always quite comfortable :)

Typical Cat! LOL

He was clearly defending your honor. Clearly.

Haha, I'm not buying any of his excuses. I've caught him in action too many times and the dogs fear him! They'll actually get off their comfy beds and leave the room when he enters because they know chaos (and probably someone futilely screaming "PATRICK!" at the top of their lungs) is soon to follow.