Meet Cartside. Your friendly neighborhood cart-pushers. Employed by the best gourmet grocer around, these strapping young workhorses are the epitome of fine young men.

But wait.

There's something you don't know about these smiling, happy-go-lucky grocery store grunts. They've got a plan. After 5 years of dealing with the same mind-numbing bogus, of catering to incompetent managers and snobby-nosed customers--things are about to change. From the haze of bong-smoke and shiny capsules, comes the greatest idea since the McDonald's small fry:

It's called hacking. Grocery store hacking. And shit's about to hit the fan...