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review 2018-06-29 23:26
Oh my God.” John groans. “Stop it. You’re giving my face a bad name.”
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review 2018-06-05 11:23
Lex flipped up his skirt thing.” At my confused expression she fills in the blank. “He wasn’t wearing underwear.” “Oh!” As that news sets in I ask what I assume I already know, based on the reaction of the women in the audience. “I assume that means he’s . . . ample.” “Well.” Amie gulps half of her second glass of champagne in one swallow. “I sincerely hope he’s a shower and not a grower, otherwise we should consider renaming him Vlad the Vagina Impaler.” I snort. “You’re exaggerating.” “Oh no, I am not. He could destroy someone with that thing.”
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quote 2018-05-23 10:31
Because there’s no way that of the three offers I had, I managed to accept the one that will make the man I fucked in an alley my boss.
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quote 2018-05-23 10:30
I’ve never kissed anyone with a tongue piercing before, but I’m thinking of making it a future requirement
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review 2015-05-27 14:03
"It hurts to look at the clouds, but it also helps, like most things that cause pain.”


"Life is hard, and children have to be told how hard life can be…So they will be sympathetic to others. So they will understand that some people have it harder than they do and that a trip through this world can be a wildly different experience, depending on what chemicals are raging through one’s mind.”


“If clouds are blocking the sun, there will always be a silver lining that reminds me to keep on trying.”


“I am practicing being kind over being right.”

“Life is random and fucked-up and arbitrary, until you find someone who can make sense of it all for you— if only temporarily.”
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