I have a problem. Well, to be fair I have several (dozen) problems—and one of my multitude of multiple problems is allowing myself to be pampered. I'd look at the photos of beautiful people lying on massage tables in beautiful spas and wonder - would that table take my weight?

And then I would think of another problem. Would the spa have a gown big enough for me? Would the masseur sue his employer for cruel and unusual punishment for having to massage me? And what if he saw me naked? Oh, no. Gulp.

This bucket list challenge is a big deal for me. I'm all for men interfering with me, but I prefer it with the lights out, curtains drawn and a shutter nailed against the window. Wandering about in a spa in a gown? I can see trouble ahead.