So I stole this directly from the Biography page in CAGED. It's my take on the traditional "About the Author". Enjoy.If you're dying to know more about me, allow me to put you at ease. I'm a sharp-tongued, sarcastic cancer, who loves vegetable smoothies, winter storms, and the word "portfolio". I should NEVER be caffeinated, and require at least eight hours of sleep to even resemble a human being. At thirty-four, I just now feel like I can keep a straight face while saying the word "rectum" (which is actually a huge lie because I just laughed out loud while reading this to my husband). I live with my iPod firmly affixed to my body, drive too fast, and laugh/cry at inappropriate times.At the end of every novel I'll be attempting to recreate this magic with more random facts about me.Stay tuned... www.amberlynnnatusch.comThe Caged Series (estimated release dates)CAGED AvailableHAUNTED AvailableFRAMED 4/24/12 NOW!!SCARRED 9/12FRACTURED TBDSTRAYED TBDBETRAYED TBDAnd other series in the works!