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Assholes Finish First - Tucker Max
Assholes Finish First
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2.75 10
What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another bestselling book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous... show more
What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another bestselling book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to "some next-level shit." You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:• What's it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?• What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences: His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.
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Format: paperback
ISBN: 9781439198698 (1439198691)
ASIN: 1439198691
Publisher: Gallery Books
Pages no: 432
Edition language: English
Series: Tucker Max (#2)
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Girl Interrupted Reading
Girl Interrupted Reading rated it
4.0 Assholes Finish First
Surprisingly better than I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. He's more honest with himself and with others and it focuses more on his life after the success of his first book. He's an asshole, he knows this, he doesn't bullshit people into believing otherwise, so he's an honest asshole and in some ways ...
Jenn's Book Jems
Jenn's Book Jems rated it
3.0
I honestly don't know if I will write a review for this because I'm not actually sure what to say about it. *shrugs*
Tyler's Book LIst
Tyler's Book LIst rated it
2.0 Assholes Finish First
There are definitely some funny stories in this compilation, but it didn't have me rolling on the floor laughing like "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell".
wbebout
wbebout rated it
3.0 Assholes Finish First
While there are some truly funny parts, there is also a lot of morally repugnant parts.
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