Hang on to your hats! We’re in for some fiercely funny weather and crackling-sharp observations from Celia Rivenbark, of whom USA Today has said, "Think Dave Barry with a female point of view." With her incomparable style and sassy southern wit, you’ll hear from Celia on: The joys of remodeling Tara How Harry Potter bitch-slaps Nancy Drew Britney’s To-Do list: pick okra, cover that thang up How rugby-playing lesbians torpedoed beach day Why French women suck at competitive eating The truth about nature deficit disorder The difference between cockroaches and water bugs The beauty of Bedazzlers And much, much more! Whether she’s doing her taxes or extolling the virtues of Madonna’s mothering skills, Celia Rivenbark will keep you laughing until the very last page.