I really REALLY want the blurb to be read aloud by a professional reader-alouder.I imagine it would sound a lot like this:http://youtu.be/Mcn1Q9fWahM
Because I enjoy these so much, I'm going to add some lovely quotes from reviews.This book changed my life. After finishing, I spent a long time with my wife of four years, and we discussed our financial situation. The truth is, no matter how much we loved each other, no matter how perfect we were to...
Heh. Future Patricia, don't think about how there was a person who actually wrote this. That there might have been a person who read it and believed everything. Just don't think about it or else you might commit suicide.Sincerely,Patricia
Wait . . . she was serious about writing this? I though it was a joke book:I feel like she tried to write a book and then realized she had no idea how: This is my face:
The Holy Spirit must need two things:1) an editor.2) a keyboard where the shift key doesn't stick.*Footnotes:*Thing 2) can be dismissed if the audiobook requires the narrator to shout all capitalized text. Gilbert Gottfried seems to me the best choice for this task.
This book is listed as $150 on Amazon.
WHY IS THE DESCRIPTION WRITTEN IN CAPS? WHY ARE WE YELLING???
You're kidding right $150 dollars. I recommend for a good laugh go the amazon page and check "the customers who viewed this item" bit scroll through the pages. If you don't piss yourself laughing I'll give you your money back, oh that's right, you didn't give me any money.All that being said, I'd re...
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