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Booka
Booka rated it 5 months ago
Tego się obawiałam, że przyjdzie taki dzień, w którym sięgnę po tą książkę. I stało się! Z czystej ciekawości, przez te wszystkie głosy (o matko! W przypadku tego tytułu to stwierdzenie ma akurat inny wydźwięk...) o tym, że ta książka jest tak głupia, że aż świetna. Co więcej, przeczytałam zaskakują...
Jessica's Book Thoughts
Jessica's Book Thoughts rated it 8 years ago
So this was... bizarre, odd, insane, and very entertaining. I couldn't put it down, and believe me, there were times when I wanted to. I really wanted to. For years to come I will say, "I once read a book where a man climbed into his girlfriend's rubbery vagina and fell in love." I am sure a lot o...
Fangs for the Fantasy
Fangs for the Fantasy rated it 8 years ago
One of my Facebook friends posted about this book and at first I thought that there was no way this book could possibly be real. I trotted off to Goodreads and Amazon and sure enough, The Haunted Vagina is a real book. Having read so many books in this genre, I'm always looking for anything quirky...
Between The Bookends
Between The Bookends rated it 9 years ago
"It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead." BaHaHaHa....
Shiftyj1
Shiftyj1 rated it 9 years ago
There are voices coming out of Steve’s girlfriends vajayjay. “It was like listening to the ocean in a hairy flesh seashell.” Wtf, is going on down there in Stacy's love oven? Weird. Time to do a little pootie investigation. Get out the spelunking gear and dive head first into the vertical smile. It’...
Soze Says
Soze Says rated it 9 years ago
Carlton Mellick III may not be my favourite writer, but he sure is intelligent. I know this because in his Author's note which prefaces Apeshit he defends against the obvious accusation that the book is shocking for the sake of being shocking by saying this couldn't be further from the truth. Instea...
It's a Mad Mad World
It's a Mad Mad World rated it 10 years ago
About Clownfellas: Tales of the Bozo Family Publisher: Hydra (July 14, 2015) Sold by: Random House LLC “Carlton Mellick III goes past silly, through weird, detours around dumb, blasts through bizarre, and gets to a place where the normal physics of narrative no longer apply. You will never be the ...
Kitty Horror
Kitty Horror rated it 10 years ago
Disclaimer: I received a copy of this book through Netgalley in exchange for an honest review. Mellick puts a new spin on mob life by creating a world where clowns are the kings of the criminal underworld. The six stories all link to the Bozo family, kingpins of Little Bigtop where they rule the il...
brebeaumont
brebeaumont rated it 10 years ago
honestly, all of my mellick reviews are more or less the same thing: his world building skills are second-to-none, he pays close attention to the diversity of his cast without making it feel like an afterschool special, and all of his characters seem to pop right out at you, even tiny, irrelevant ba...
brebeaumont
brebeaumont rated it 10 years ago
honestly, all of my mellick reviews are more or less the same thing: his world building skills are second-to-none, he pays close attention to the diversity of his cast without making it feel like an afterschool special, and all of his characters seem to pop right out at you, even tiny, irrelevant ba...
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