When Chris Haire is not drinking, he's finishing up his latest series, "Tombstoned" -- psst, the first chapter is now available on Kindle. He is also the author of "The Many Crimes of Wyatt Duvall," an exceedingly offensive post-9/11 comedy about about a dastardly man committing dastardly deeds and, um, dryer lint smoking, and the even more offensive "The 12 Days of the Marquis de Santa" for all those folks itching for some hot reindeer-on-elf action. Both are available for Amazon Kindle. He's also the editor of the Charleston City Paper, where he runs the political blog, Haire of the Dog. His primary interests are watching old episodes of television shows that never existed, writing music for his death metal beach music band Black Shag, and drunk-dialing U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham at 3:45 in the morning. You can also follow Chris Haire on Twitter: @haireofthedog.