Christian Jensen is a horror and erotica writter living in central New Jersey. He spends his days writing about things that make his grandmother cry, and his evenings trying to relate to his three sons. After dinner he likes to walk his dogs; a loud mouthed Jack Russel named Max, an overly loyal and overweight mutt called Grimm, and the Princess in his Kingdom; a 2 year old Great Dane named Sammy, and the newest edition, the cute little shit he took from his dead father.When there is any spare time he reads (alot) and does Tattoo's on his friends and random strangers, sometimes for money. He also works on cars and is VERY slowly rebuilding his 100 year old home, which is haunted by the ghost of the previous owner, Harold Mizner. He is obsessed with things that go bump in the night, and in any supernatural creatures that should be but probably aren't. He writes erotica for the most obvious reason; he is a perverted nymphomaniac with an insatiable need to spread lust throughout the world.find him on his BLOG: Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children http://horrorwritingdaddy.blogspot.com or on twitter @hororwritindadSome of his books have been banned by Amazon for being too graphic and naughty. Find them on Smashwords.com or at Barnes and Noble.