The General Emperor of Imalvia is obsessed with Alec Baldwin. He composes this explanatory letter about one of the greatest humanitarian disasters in the history of the rogue nation in which Alec Baldwin was the indirect cause. It involves an ill-timed nervous spew, a parade, and the murder of thousands of people. The crime-free tyranny of Imalvia is unique to say the least. It is dedicated to the worship of the duck, Starbucks coffee, shock treatments, American Apparel t-shirts, public prosecution is a democratic process, and every person is named Alphonse. Originally published in Cambridge, UK by Open Wide Magazine, this wacky secret confessional will take your breath away with its inventiveness and humour.