“I’m not trying to be a hero, man. I’m kinda the opposite, actually. Right now, I just have to do what’s right.” In a not-so-distant past, Jeph was a solider, then a gunslinger for hire. And then he fell in love, got married and gave it up. Now all he wants is to live a quiet life at home. But, thos...
"Ready to make it official?" said his father. Jimbo closed his cuttlefish eyes and prayed the revenge vow. Let me kill ‘em, he thought. Let me exist only to punish them that wronged me, for such is the pain of my life that only the pleasure of their death will weigh it equal. Amen. "Now that's...
When a killer has the men of th epost-apocalyptic redneck town of Suckhole living in fear of being murdered and having their genitals severed, Sheriff Billy Jack Bledskoe and his son, Deputy Jesco, turn to mutant Dexter Spikes for help. Will Spikes find the killer or will the three men (or two men ...
When a sumo crime boss named Oberon Tubbs begins buying up a Jamaican powder called Z8, Agent 00X is assigned to uncover the reason why. Can he keep his giant sized manhood in check long enough to do it?In A Town Called Suckhole, David Barbee satirized redneck culture. This time, James Bond is his...
A cute intergalactic planetary fable. I really liked 898's rubbery green foo-dog ninja alien ways especially during the action scenes with the doomshooter. These are the moments that moved this book along nicely. Also, when reading this invasive novel, you will see that some inspiration came from cl...
This book is what you would get if you dropped your action figures into the rabbit hole. I see the only complaint is lack of character development, but I don't know that I'd want more development from an alien with a bugle for a penis. The book was fun and cute and was just as advertised.
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