Tired of being fat?Have some cheese to go.Cyclops giving me the evil-eye,with a toaster by his side.We can live or we can die.I decide to jump in my ride.Wanna have a show on TV? It better not blow.Make sure it's a winner,Or you'll be the twin's dinner.In case you're feeling nuttyI can send in the s...
In The Flesh by John McNeeA hotel like no other. Norman Bates you are out of business.Help! My Ass Has Rabies by Adam MillardA Horror story that will definitely give your ASS nightmares.Mouse Trap by Wol-vrieyMechanical Mouse vs Betty "Mousetrap-Feet" Blake. A kitten tree, crab grass and a winged ne...
Rating: 3.5* of fiveThe Book Report: Nine short to middlin'-long tales covering most of the bases in that latest attempt by the young to épater le bourgeois (aka their parents and the dreary little yup-yups who act the way their parents do) that goes by the label “bizarro.”Srsly y'all we did this i...