Eats, Shoots & Leaves
by:
TRUSS (Lynne) (author)
Format: hardcover
ASIN: B001P1IU14
Publish date: 2003
Publisher: Profile Books
Edition language: English
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air."Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder."I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "...