Eric Spitznagel is an Executive Writer at Men's Health Magazine, where he's written about topics like Burt Reynolds, satanism, raw meat eating, sex robots, and why sperm should never be used as a cocktail ingredient. He's also been a frequent contributor to magazines like Playboy, Esquire, Vanity Fair, Rolling Stone, Maxim, Billboard, Details, The Believer, and the New York Times Magazine, among many others. He’s the author of seven books, including Ron Jeremy’s bestselling autobiography The Hardest (Working) Man In Showbiz, a project that exhausted his literary reserve of penis puns. He’s also edited several humor anthologies, most recently Care To Make Love In That Gross Little Space Between Cars?, which features questionable life advice from people like Louis C.K., Zach Galifianakis, and Amy Sedaris. His most recent book is called "Old Records Never Die." You can read all about it at www.recordsneverdie.com