THE FABLE OF THE VISITORWHO GOT A LOT FOR THREEDOLLARS.HE Learned Phrenologist satin his Office surrounded byhis Whiskers.Now and then he put a Forefinger tohis Brow and glanced at the Mirror tomake sure that he still resembled WilliamCullen Bryant.N ear him, on a Table, was a PallidHead made of Plaster-of-Paris and stickilyornamented with small Labels. Onthe wall was a Chart ShOI.'ing that theOrangoutang does not have DanielWebster's facial angle.ITable of Contents Table of Contents; PAG8; The Fable of 'hi Visitor Who Got a Lot fir; Three Donars " • • I; 'Tbe Fable if thl Slim Girl Wh~ Tried to; Keep a Date that was Never Made • 9; Tbl Fable of Ib~ New York Person Wh~; Gave thf Stage Fright 10 Fostoria, Ohio 15; The Fable if tbl Kid Who Shifted HiJ Ideal 23; 7bt Fable of 'he Base Ball Fan Who Took; tbl Only Known Cure • :z 7; The Fable of tht Good Fairy wilb 'he; Lorgnette, tlnd ftlhJ She GOt It Good 33; The Fable of Ihe Unintentional Heroes if; Centreville • • •• 47; 'Tht Fable of the Parents Wh~ Tinkered with; thl Offspring • • • • ) 3; The Fable of How He Never Touched; George • • • " " S9; 'The Fable of the Preacher Who Flew Hil; Kite J,fJl not Because He Wished t~ Do; S, • " • • ,,63 V;t Fable if Handsome Jethro Wb# Will; Simply Cut Out If) be a Merchant • 75; 'The Fable if Paducah·! Favorite Comedians; lind Jbe Mildewed Stunt • • 83; 'Tbe Fable of Flora and Adolph ~lId " Home; Gone Wrong • • • • 93; 'The Fable if tbe Copper 11'IIJ the Jovial; U ndergrads • • • • • lOS; ne Fable if tbe Professor WhD